Uncle Al: How delightful, Carol! What do you see in the window I'm holding up right now?
Carol: Why, I see how time can stand still. I keep waiting for the waves to crash against the shore, but God has chosen to stop action on that so I can get a good look. Isn't that nice of her?
Bob: That's no damn window, that's a flat platter with colors on it that people serve potato chips on. You put one chip in each of those little squares and a whole pile on the other side.
Uncle Al: Bob, would you like some potato chips?
Bob: I thought you'd never ask!!






















