I Don't Want to Take a Shower!

JulieJ Community Member March 29, 2008
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    I Don't Want to Take a Shower!

     

    I'm depressed

    I don't want to take a shower

    I don't want to move

    I don't have the power

     

    I smell like a gorilla

    I feel weak, no longer strong

    Maybe myself I should "killa"

    I don't at all belong

     

    My hair is dirty, limp, and lifeless

    Just like me

    I have no motivation

    Thank goodness I can't be seen

     

    I don't care to go through the motions

    Of washing my hair and cleaning my bod

    I prefer to toss and turn in my stinky bed

    With the covers over my sleepy head

     

    Soap and shampoo torment my itchy skin

    I don't want to scrub them in

    It takes too much effort

    Is that a sin?

     

    I don't want to be attacked by water

    I just want to be left alone

    I hyperventilate in the shower

    The thought of it makes me groan

     

    I don't want to take a shower

    But I must take one tomorrow

    I have an appointment with my therapist

    To tell her of all my sorrow. 

10 Comments
  • Anonymous
    Michelle
    May. 30, 2012

    since everyone seems so motivated ( almost everyone) i will take a shower eevcen though i am sleepy, depressed and it feels like i have waits on every single finger i am typing with... i WILL take a showerr...:)

  • showerlazy
    Dec. 25, 2010

    that is a perfect poem.

    thank you

    at least i know i'm not alone

    i am in a motel room and have not left for 11 days (or showered) 

    I really have to do something

    good luck to everybody

     

  • Anonymous
    Flamingo/battri...
    Oct. 19, 2010

    I know that if i get in the shower, i wouldn't want to get out... but if i never have a shower, i know i'll stink like SHIT!

    what should i do?!...

    im so depressed!

    :(

    right!... thats it. dude, i've had enough.

    im gonna take a shower... here it goes!!!

  • Anonymous
    Lifeless shit
    Oct. 17, 2010

    Im thinkin'... why should i take a shower if i have already transformed into shit.

    i really don't want to take a shower.

  • Anonymous
    Crap!!!
    Oct. 17, 2010

    Im thinkin'... why should i take a shower if i have already transformed into a flamingo

    i really don't want to take a shower.

  • Anonymous
    I DON'T WANNA!!!
    Oct. 17, 2010

    DUDE... i still don't want to take a shower after readin' that awesom poem...

    :/

    Should I take a shower...i really don't know.

  • dee
    dee
    Sep. 26, 2010

    okay, i know that feeling. you feel dirty on the inside, what's the point of putting water on your skin when you feel like hell inside, is that going to make you better who cares! i get it. take a shower anyway, i have to force myself too at times and evertime i finish i feel better, really.

  • Anonymous
    no one
    Sep. 25, 2010

    ^^^ I ended up here in the exact same way

     

    thing is, i still dont wanna shower - even after reading this great poem.

  • Anonymous
    lazy girl
    Aug. 16, 2010

    i felt too lazy to take a shower so instead i googled "i don't want to take a shower" and this is what came up, but it's too depressing. So much that i wanna take a shower now cause i don't wanna be like bipolar.

  • mirky
    May. 11, 2010

    Great poem. I love it. :)