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Why I have feelings

By Eric Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I have finally figured out why I have feelings and emotions. I had always thought it was somehow related to being bipolar until watching the news last night. They were talking about all the medications in the water supply caused by many people taking medications and secreting it out and back through the system.

 

They talked of doing tests on male fish in the watershed to see if that were a factor in them not breading as much. The problem stemmed from the fact that these male fish had normally gone about their business of fertilizing the eggs at spawning times and that was it…their job was completed.

 

Well the big issue now is that they want more from the female fish like talking and getting to know them first before fertilizing their eggs. They have become more emotional in their needs and now need fish therapy. These male fish would also have a cigarette afterwards and with it not being politically correct anymore have missed this as well. Scientists have called them the sexless fish…no wonder this male fish is in need therapy.

 

So back to why I have feelings….Well I am lucky in that I have our own well on the property and do not get city water with all the estrogen in it. But my wife and I have visited her parents in the city and I have at those times drank and ingested all these other medications that are present so that leaves a slight chance I may have come in contact with extra doses of estrogen…thus the reasoning for having feelings.

 

If you need to talk with me…please be patient, the male fish and I are doing therapy together.

Creativity contest
3/11/08 4:15pm
Eric, the NEW and IMPROVED you shouldn't need therapy.  You should just call your mother and then your best friend.  After a few tears, some chocolate and down time, you will be back to your new self.Wink
3/12/08 7:18am
Sucks being a chick doesn't it?

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By Eric— Last Modified: 12/16/10, First Published: 03/11/08