Advisory: This week's post deals with sensitive sexual issues in a way that some readers may find graphic.

This is your woo-woo:

This is your woo-woo on drugs:

D@MN YOU TAMOXIFIEND! The Tamoxifiend...

The bitter little pill...

And he...

...out the woo woo. Now, when I was put on Tamoxifiend three years ago, (I have 2 more years to go) I was told about the risk of uterine cancer, ocular cancer, bone density loss, weight gain and yes,"feminine dryness"... BUT NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS LIKE THIS!!! How bad is it?

When you try to have sex, the very thing in life that should be the most enjoyable thing is the most painful...

Who wants to be wary of their lover? Ironically, what causes arrid dryness at one part of the body causes a well at another part of the body...

I heard this again and again from women everywhere... But Your Vixen Sister here has some HELP, and I got this tip from one of my Vixen Sisters who was going through the same thing, and she got this tip from a Gyno at Memorial Sloan Kettering: The night before having sex, pop a pill between your (other) lips...

That's right. Vitamin E. (Besides, Jiffy Lube is not an option.) Just what does it do for the wall of woo-woo? The gel cap dissolves and Voila!