Guess where I am.
I'm blogging live from The Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, a place that Geraldo Rivera calls it's own universe...
Most of the magazines at the Mayo Clinic have this sticker on them:

In case the image from my cell phone is blurry, the sticker says, "In the interest of promoting good health, Mayo Clinic selects magazines that do not routinely carry tobacco advertisements."
A nurse comes in to change the pillowcase on the exam table. Then she puts this sign...

