The University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston conducted a study, written about in a release titled "Where's the beef? Not enough of it is on elders' plates, muscle-metabolism study suggests."

Um, Texas researchers prove meat is good for you? Hey, I live in North Dakota and we've got two research universities, one of which is a top agriculture university. We've got ranchers. We've got beef. This study is going to have cheerleaders out my way! But wouldn't it be just a tad more impressive...