[Humor]
Everyone tells us we should get regular exercise. I'd like to be able to say that I play a couple of games of squash every day. But I don't. I would, of course, if I just had my own squash court, so it's not really my fault. It might also help if I knew how to play squash.
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I would exercise- but that would increase my carbon-footprint.
(breathing at a higher rate than when sitting, watching TV)
I would feel guilty the world might end through climate-change
because of me.