[Humor]

The United States needs a "national plan to combat obesity," according to the authors of a report called "F as in Fat: How Obesity Policies are Failing in America," by the Trust for America's Health.

I think that's an excellent idea. I remember President Johnson's War on Poverty and how successful that was, and I assume a national War on Obesity would wipe out obesity just as the War on Poverty wiped out poverty for all time and the War on Drugs solved the drug problem for...