[Humor]
Every now and then I need to call technical support for some gizmo or other, including my blood glucose meter. In today's world, you sometimes need to budget 30 minutes for such calls.
You know the drill:
"Welcome to Vampire Blood Glucose Meters Inc., home of the leading blood glucose monitoring supplies, your best bet in a world filled with cheap imitations. If you have a rotary phone, please stay on the line. If you have a touch-tone phone, please press 1. If you have an...

