Subject: Electrical impulse (shock), prostate therapy;

This is about a newly diagnosed prostate, not yet in danger of infection… preemptively keeping the swelling down, working new blood to the area, for the patient’s longevity of life and health. You see, I know nothing will ever be done, to save a swollen prostate unless Corporate America makes a profit [there is no profit in a healthy prostate]… no profit = no research (studies); no research = no proof that “anything” works; and no alternative proof means… needles that destroy the prostate are the only thing PROFITABLE; therefore men will continue to avoid doctors until it’s… “Late in the 4^th quarter, the 2 minute warning has sounded, all time outs are used up, his wife has thrown a flag on the field (the preemptive flag to keep him from going foul) and makes him go to a doctor…” frequently too late… prostate surgery is either going to keep him around a little longer… or Kill him.

If you could create a device that worked like a bioelectrical therapeutic massage (TCM iMASSAGER http://tcmimassager.com/TCMiMassager2.html ) and then design like The Aneros® prostate massagers, but cupped to fit over an enlarged prostate, a conductive pad on either side of the prostate for bioelectric pulses (low frequency, shock therapy) with a vibrator built in; The combination might be the greatest Urology tool for the treatment of BPH, and care for man’s dignity ever created.

With the marriage of “Shock Therapy” (variable electrical impulses, doctor controlled, and designed for variable needs) and the Aneros® Prostate Massager (with vibration capabilities built in)… The process might sound something like this… A series of three low frequency stimulating pulses (2 @ ½ second,  then 1 @ a full second) to contract the prostate, then the massager vibrates for three seconds to calm the nerves, and then a full second pause to relax, and this cycle keeps up until the prostate is drained of stale fluids.

This also increases the flow of fresh, oxygen rich, disease fighting blood; and for the ladies, the combination, keeps that keeper of a man fully functioning and healthy.

From the NIDDK this information:

“To determine/confirm a prostate infection, the doctor may obtain two urine samples—before and after a prostate massage.

To perform a prostate massage; the doctor will insert a gloved and lubricated finger into the rectum, as in a DRE, and stroke the prostate to release fluids from the gland. The post-massage urine sample will contain prostate fluid. If that second urine sample contains bacteria or infection-fighting cells that were not present in the premassage urine sample, this suggests the prostate contains infection.”

To the male patient that might need this medical attention… The Urologist's biggest drawback is in the mind’s eye of man, the indignity of their procedures [no matter how the medical establishment SEES the naked male patient… Many millions of MEN abstain from medical facilities because of how “WE SEE OURSELVES” indignantly exposed, improperly violated, on NAKED DISPLAY!]... this combination of the electric pulses contracting the swollen prostate, the relaxing vibrating, and a pause to rest, is performed with the patient clothed for the most part,  and the rest covered, laying comfortably on his side, not NAKED and bent submissively over a table, with all that's private to a man, dangling and uncomfortably exposed, while another person pushes and pulls his/her finger(s) back and forth across the man’s prostate… this, I’d imagine, is as uncomfortable for the patient, as it is for the medical person stuck with this chore.

This would be a simplistic device, designed to function more effectively, and even pleasurably than anything the Urologist uses today (because it’s not the doctor’s fingers in there anymore) , and because of the Urologist’s new concern for man’s dignity, a new MENtal image is formed, and by word of mouth, the volume of the urologist’s clientele increases, and they won’t have to advertise insidiously about the “MEN THAT WILL DIE FROM BEING STUBBORN”, just because us males require dignity and respect in a given situation. 

There would of course have to be some research as to how to design the head of the device so that it would fit over the swelling of the prostate, it would have small electric, conductive pads, on either side of the expanded, curved to fit, front of the device. Then you would need to figure out the proper amount of electric impulse (shock), to safely and effectively cause the prostate to contract, squeezing out all the stale semen (prostatic fluids) without endangering the prostate.

Imagine being able to provide a deep prostate massage, truly hands free… that the male patient can live with, keeping his honor and dignity intact as well. There are how many males with BPH? How many more might be diagnosed… “IF”? How many lives saved via earlier detection, vs. those that would have waited because of Urology’s ugly procedures?

The Shockingly Grand – Aneros® style Prostate Massager (or maybe THE PULSOR, or The Aneros® Impulse… for examples) can be used the world over by Urologists, to directly and with dignity, glean samples of prostate fluids – without the time consuming, finger massage, needles or dignity depravation of those various tubes.  The Shockingly Grand Aneros® is more dignified, less labor intense – No needles, scalpels, or tubes to cause infections – simply insert a device, turn it on, adjust the settings, make sure the patient is comfortable, relaxed and most importantly IN CONTROL. Hand the patient a collection dish, and a buzzer, to summon a nurse, and wait for the results.

Again the man may lay dignified, covered and comfortably on his side, rather than indignantly, submissively bent over some table… naked… again, the patient remaining clothed for the most part and respectfully covered for the rest… His Dignity maintained, and the Urologist still gets a fresh sample of prostate fluid directly from the prostate, to send to the lab to check for bacteria, or infection fighting cells, which would suggest the prostate, contains an infection. NOW warranting more intense, less dignified, but understandable scrutiny. I know I keep repeating… It’s necessary for the importance of the mind’s eye of man... No dignity… NO urology visits!

So long as the prostate is benign, a bi-monthly (or monthly) therapy session using the Shockingly Grand Aneros® (or other ideas) will not only keep your patient on the guard – he will pass along a positive experience to his friends and acquaintances, the GP Doctor/Urologist profits from a new group of patients.

This is not a device (due to the location of its use) that can be re-used – patient to patient [sales] – it could be sanitized and stored in a sealable, sterile bag for the patient’s next therapy – or – charged to the patient’s insurance, and he takes this device home, then sanitized at the clinic, before his next therapy, or charged for a new device [sales]. Again because of the nature of use, it cannot be used on more than one patient – [sales]. It is the only “dignified” – Sanitary and effective and safe, way to collect semen samples DIRECTLY from man’s swollen prostate – SALES!

Let me know your thoughts on this idea.