My Expensive Traveling Migraines
My migraines follow me where ‘er I go
From Indy to Tennessee and Idaho
To points up North and Cities South
From Mississippi to work place crowds
When in the shower they'll come through hot water
Get in my head and cause me much bother
They hide in the onions, the garlic and yeast
The citrus, salami and my favorite cheese
Not to mention other fine foods
Denied when my triggers together exude
They hide in perfume and other strong scents
To fly up my nose giving my poor brain rents
Flying the air in changing weather patterns
Falling on me causing my brain to scatter
Worst of all when my sweet wife wants to snuggle
We know when it's o'er I'll be having a struggle
(Sometimes-but it's worth it of course honey babe)
Yes traveling migraines won't leave me alone
Whether right in my kitchen or miles from home
They follow me, jump on me, climb in my head,
Come through my nose, mouth, attack me in bed
So traveling now I will not eschew
Injectable drugs and pills not a few
My travel bags now are heavily weighed
With stuff that my insurance and me have paid
A hefty price and high co-pay quite certain
To cause me the pain of a ‘graine with much hurtin'
Praeter13th

