Why doesn't she understand at work,
She makes me feel as artificial as turf.
I've learned to have a face of poker,
Because of the tension with my co-worker.
Sick day, doctor appointment, the day returned after,
That's when I can hear all of her laughter.
She said no way is it the perfume she does wear,
While she baths in it, is what I can't bear.
It's 'only a headache' was what she did say.
Although I don't mean it, may she get struck down one day.
If only she knew all of this ick,
Maybe she would stop joking about calling in sick.

