Friend Wanted: Applicants must show aptitude for patience, understanding, and the ability to suspend disbelief. Must have own car. Must promise to accept last minute cancellations.

Seriously, it is no easy task, being my friend. You can't take it personally when you get that call, “Sorry... I am not having a good day... I have to cancel.” This is most likely to happen for an evening event. I do try to keep my commitments. If I have plans for an evening out, I will rest up, nap, and do all...