New Year's Resolutions:
1. STOP SMOKING
a. start thinking about stopping smoking
b. peruse cessation tools at the drug store
c. begin to pity fellow smokers instead of envy them
d. take a good whiff of my hair after a cigarette...arrrrrgh!
e. remember, smokers are not more fun than nonsmokers
f. convince myself that smokers are not more... Read more
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
I Googled "New Year's Resolution" and this is what it said, "A New Year's Resolution is a commitment that an individual makes to a project or the reforming of a habit, often a lifestyle change that is generally interpreted as advantageous. The name comes from the fact that these commitments normally go into effect on New... Read more
Our mother, The Ancient One, had all manner of smoking paraphernalia...no, not THAT kind of smoking...just tobacco and its accompanying holders, lighters, ashtrays and the like.
For many years, she used 4-inch cigarette holders, each with different artistic designs on them...depending on how she felt that day. And, it would be my guess... Read more
You know who you are. You are worse than the people who never smoked at all. You have a sense of accomplishment that morphed into a god complex sprinkled with glittering arrogance and a turned up nose. You are so proud of yourself that you have to make the world aware of your triumph. Let's see...how does one do that when, really, nobody... Read more
KK - "Oh, you're still a smoker, aren't you?"
Stranger - "Well, yes, if you must be so impolite, but how can you tell since I don't have a cigarette in my hand?"
KK - Du'uh...there is an invisible, foul-smelling cloud all around you. May I make a suggestion? This is what Sal used to do after smoking near a group of... Read more
