If you're a smoker, the lyrics to this famous song are meaningful in a completely different way:

"Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you."

The clowns to the left of me are the ones who say, "Just have a cigarette. You know you want one. What difference does it make? They could...