Bonus Vocabulary Extra!
grower: a penis that doesn't always look like much, but once you start playing with it, watch out -- you've got a handful!

shower: (rhymes with grower) These danglers make quite an impression in the locker room, but you usually don't get as many bonus inches as you do from a grower (if you do, it's a shower and a grower).

hung: having a large penis.

horse hung: hung like a horse, that is, having a very large penis.

pencil dick: (a.k.a. needle dick): a small, thin, penis.

a dildo with a human attached: a person whose best feature is his penis. Also: living dildo.

eight inches: five inches.