KK - "Oh, you're still a smoker, aren't you?"
Stranger - "Well, yes, if you must be so impolite, but how can you tell since I don't have a cigarette in my hand?"
KK - Du'uh...there is an invisible, foul-smelling cloud all around you. May I make a suggestion? This is what Sal used to do after smoking near a group of... Read more
Let's just start with the year 1938. I don't know why. Some of my details in the following time-line might not be entirely correct, but I don't care so don't send me any hate mail or statements like the guy last week who said, "Get your facts straight." That's just rude. Anyway...
1938Little Boy - "Daddy, what's a cigarette?"Daddy -... Read more
We got a bit of a scare from our Ancient One's doctor a week ago, and I just got up, went to the 7-11 and bought a pack of red Winstons, went out to the deck and had a smoke. I didn't even think about it. I just rose like a person next in line at the DMV and drove like a crash dummy on Valium. After I smoked the cigarette...I felt better... Read more
If you're a smoker, the lyrics to this famous song are meaningful in a completely different way:
"Trying to make some sense of it all,But I can see that it makes no sense at all,Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,'Cause I don't think that I can take anymoreClowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle... Read more
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