A Day in the Life of a Headache
Pounding… aching… I must be driving her crazy.
She runs for the bottle of Motrin, but I can’t be eliminated.
As she lies staring at the ceiling, I am the one keeping her awake.
Pounding on her temples with my iron fists, I make it impossible for her to think.
You may ask why I would do this to someone. Why would you cause her so much pain?
As you ask me this I am causing her ears to ring. She needs to lie down again.
As I create a whirlwind of dizziness in her skull, I laugh loudly inside.
She falls, like a boulder into her bed, as I continue to throw my shield up at the never ending waves of medicine coming at me.
I will continue this series of events until she gives up. I honestly don’t know why she tries.
As her alarm clock goes off, I realize it is time to start my new day, and as soon as she stands up I start in again.
On her way to the bathroom I throw a wave of dizziness at her and she stops.
As she continues on, I begin kicking my tiny feet into her brain. All I want is to have the satisfaction of her defeat.
Slowly, she stops, heads back for (continued) her bed, climbs in and pulls the covers over her head.
A-ha! Defeat! She has finally given in to my painful cries for attention!
With my new found glory, I begin jumping up and down in her head in celebration.
She lets out a long groan and reaches for the Motrin.
Pounding…aching… I have officially driven her crazy.