Who invited you to my party today? You ruined my plans and just got in the way. You rude and inconsiderate one, You burst into my home and ruined my fun. You sent me scurrying to find relief. Leaving friends and loved ones deep in grief. You are always an unwelcome guest. You wicked, hateful, vicious pest. Your evil deeds you love to spread and leave me crying in my bed. Who let you in my party today? I wish you would just go away!